Questions for President Bush’s Next Press Conference

The laughters simply keeps on piling on…Questions for President Bush’s Next Press Conference by CALVIN TRILLIN. From The New Yorker Issue 2003-11-17.

Zen question: ¡°Sir, if the ability of the Star Wars ABMs to hit a nuclear missile is imaginary and the nuclear missiles in Iraq are imaginary, does that mean a Star Wars ABM could hit an Iraqi nuclear missile?¡±