Chirac Rallies France to Defeat Google

This is too funny: Chirac Rallies France to Defeat Google:

“Silly Frenchman. Maybe somebody should tell Chirac that Google already searches in French. I guess no VCs wanted to back Project Quaero. Instead of showing results by PageRank, I here it will come up with something new called FrancRank (results are based on how French they are, as determined by a committee of French philosophy professors, deconstructionists, and bistro waiters).”