Today¡¯s Freshair was rerun of interviews with Warner Brother¡¯s Cartoon people, in time for the newly released The Looney Tunes Golden Collection DVD set. As I was listening to the story of the birth of various famous cartoon characters: Porky Pig, Elmer Fudd, Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny, I had my first light-hearted laugh since election night.
It felt good. To be able to laugh again. Then I had an idea.
What if someone made a stuffed Monkey, named it ¡°Dubya¡±?
Imagine the market for it. 56 million that vote against him would buy it. Majority of the 59 million of dumb a__ didn¡¯t know any better would probably buy it. The rest of the world would, too!
Gui thought of a advertisement slogan already, ¡°Give it to your dogs¡.¡± I myself would buy half a dozen for Nappy and Anita. Ah, imagine the satisfaction to watch its instant destruction under Nappy¡¯s jaw. 🙂
Since so many people are deeply depressed, this stuff monkey would be a perfect stress-release toy. Don¡¯t you think?
Anyone knows any Toy-makers? If we hurry, it can reach the market in time for Christmas!
Jingle Bells, Jingle bells¡