Windows, the New Blonde

Ever since the beginning of 2008, i’ve rid myself of Windows from both home and work. I didn’t miss it at all until a couple of days ago when a partner’s program only runs on Windows, neither Linux or Mac works. 🙁

And it is the first time that I read a Windows Joke without feeling the slightest self-pity. 🙂

No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do:
1. They replicate quickly. … Okay, Windows does that.
2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. … Okay, Windows does that.
3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. … Okay, Windows does that too.
4. Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. … Sigh.. Windows does that, too.
5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. … Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus. … It’s a bug.
via Thoughts from the spotless mind

Sis’s comment turned out to be a even better punch line.

Hah! Wrong! Viruses and bugs are FREE. But you have to pay for windows. 😉